Aha. Gabriel snapped his fingers at the man in a 'called it' sort of way. "Knew it. And the not-being-a-goa'uld thing. Who'd want to be? Most of them were all pretty damn boring. I mean, 'Bow before your god or die?' Really? They can't come up with anything more original? Puh-lease."

He oughta know. Sure, he was only a god for a couple thousand years, but he'd spent more than enough time observing the other pagan gods to know that it was possible to be divine and not be boring as Hell.

He shrugged, hands spreading a little and eyebrows lifting innocently. "Just a little attempt to corrupt humanity that failed and resulted in an oddly-shaped but delicious candy snack."