It was so easy to clean things when all it took was a snap of his fingers after-hours. That meant the rest of his time, when he wasn't spying on idiots, was spent watching TV, reading trashy magazines, plotting pranks, eating and having sex. What could be better?

"Oh, please." He snorted. "You wouldn't believe some of the fashions I've seen. But, no." His smile crept wickedly across his face and his fingers danced in the air. "I was in the business of, shall we say, alternate forms of justice."