"He can't have been worse," Gabriel protested, a definite note of whining in his voice. "He's me. I can't be worse than Raphael in any universe. Even a ninja-turtle one. It's Raphael we're talking about here."

He made a face at the obvious searching in Aziraphale's tone and shook his head. "Nope. They were all the real Loki's. What, you think I'm going to bring kids into our never-ending family feud? Please. They'd get eaten alive. I'm not gonna do that to any kid of mine. Lessee ... I neveeeerr knocked a star off-course by accident."