"Repairman, are you? How respectable. So why wasn't it working?" Aziraphale challenged. "Besides, if I wanted to find my Father - " A hint of emphasis there. " - I'd find him on the main land. Apparently."

He sat down squarely on one of the seats and crossed his right leg over his left, feeling a bit more in control. This one might not be as clever as he thought he was. "'Stiffing us' implies that you are unsatisfied with living in a cave."